“…Here at the end of all things, Sam.”
1. Friday 17th March
Left Wanaka for Queenstown. We stopped by Arrowtown but bypassed the Chinese village (not enough time!) and wandered along the river there, re-enacting LotR once again ("If you want him, come and claim him!")
There’s surprisingly little to do in Queenstown if you’re not into thrill-seeking or skydives etc. And what there is left to do is really expensive! For instance, we could have got the cable car (or ‘gondola’ as they call it *eye roll*) but at NZ$30 a pop we decided against it.
2. Saturday 18th March
Queenstown again. We should have walked up into the mountains today, but we just didn’t want to! The sun was shining and we weren’t very enthused by the City, so we just basked in the sunshine and did puzzles. So rock and roll.
3. Sunday 19th March
We drove to Te Anau – not a lot there either to be honest, but there are fantastic views. We also went to the cinema to watch Ata Whenua – Shadowland, a 30min cinematographic film of the fjordland which was absolutely fantastic. Whet the whistle for Milford Sound, even if we knew we wouldn’t be able to get to the incredible unexplored country in the film.
We also visited the Punanga Manu o Te Anau (Te Anau Bird Sanctuary) which was well worth a stop. We didn't get to see Kiwis as we didn't visit at the right time of day, but we did see paradise shelducks, käkäs (forest parrots), and (stars of the show) gorgeous big blue flightless takahë.
On the way to Te Anau we drove out along a long gravel road to see the Mavora Lakes. About 10mins along the road I was regretting it, but honestly the views and the peace are so worth it. We stopped for a picnic by the water and quoted the Fellowship of the Ring at each other (Mavora Lakes is where they shot the scene at the end when Frodo tries to leave without Sam, and Sam runs into the water after him and almost drowns and I’m TEARING UP AT THE THOUGHT).
4. Monday 20th March
Driving from Te Anau to Milford Sound – there are so many stops and walks and things to pick and choose from! We saw the mirror lakes:
Saw some ridiculously tall waterfalls:
Some beautiful woodland:
And amazing rapids and rock erosion at the Chasm:
Everything is so beautiful, every sight and colour and view is turned up to 11.
5. Tuesday 21st March
Our first night in Milford Sound was in a shared dorm. We were in with two other people who both took the bottom bunks and who both snored. Never again!
The boat trip today completely made up for it though. We ummed and ahhed about which time to go (weather was cloudy but supposedly clearing later in the day) and we lucked out as we chose the perfect time and the perfect trip.
We went in the middle of the afternoon when the clouds had cleared, and we paid extra and went on the smallest boat. We got soaked by a 'waterfall of youth' and saw some happy-go-lucky dolphins too.
We also got dropped at the Discovery Centre when everyone else had left so we had the run of the place and all the fishies to ourselves!
I loved it. Loved it. I wouldn’t want to live here though – they had 21 straight days of heavy rain in summer, 200 days of rain a year (7+metres) and if there’s no rain for 6 days it’s officially classed as a drought! It is beautiful when it rains, but I think that kind of drizzle would get you down after a while.
6. Wednesday 22nd March
Te Anau again!
This time we got stuck into the wool shop! We had been looking in every wool shop in every town, but CB is unpredictably picky about wool. He wanted it really soft, certain colours, and not too expensive. Well I’m sorry bub but that doesn’t exist! We did find some he liked, after coming and going and coming back. Possum and Merino mix.
I’ll write another bloglet when I get round to knitting it into his NZ scarf…
7. Thursday 23rd March
We had originally planned to go back to Queenstown for our last couple of nights, stay in a fancy hotel and enjoy ourselves. But, as we didn’t love the city on our first try we weren’t about to waste our last couple of nights there!
Instead we drove to the other side of the island and visited Dunedin! 100% one of the best decisions we made. The drive was long and flat and without many stops (though we did get through a significant number of Bruce Springsteen albums) but we made it to Taiaroa Head for a late lunch. Looking out onto the seals and albatross, we knew we had made a good decision!
Hungry for more wildlife, we drove back south to Sandfly Bay and settled down to watch the sunset and the penguins come in. Top tip #whatever number we’re up to – Sandfly Bay is named for the flying sand, not the biting buggers. So me getting bug spray in my eye was entirely unnecessary.
We spent a good few hours there but couldn’t find the bird hide (turns our it’s closed) and I wonder if us being there scared the penguins off. We did see one. One crazy Yellow-Eyed Penguin scrambling up a near-vertical sand dune. That’s perseverance, my friend.
8. Friday 24th March
Dunedin is lovely. It’s very steep and pretty windy, but it feels familiar, it feels like I could live there.
We visited the Chinese Gardens first, which are meticulously put together to be true to its roots (geddit?) and it absolutely pays off. It’s beautiful, peaceful, and educational. Another happy place.
We spent hours in the Toitū Otago Settlers Museum, which was absolutely fantastic. Better than I thought it would be, and I didn’t think it would be bad! We saw detritus from the settlers and read about the history of Otago, and then passed into the ‘modern’ exhibition. I always think these aren’t as good, but this was fantastic! I learnt so much about the modern history of New Zealand and about The Dunedin Multidisciplinary Health and Development Study (Dunedin Study) which sounds boring but was so good I will now spend about 3 hours reading about it online. Excuse me.
We ended the day at Speights Brewery, a tour of the facilities and then an open bar.
I liked that. I liked that a lot.
9. Saturday 25th March
We had to leave Dunedin reasonably early to drive back to Queenstown to fly home L
Bought last minute gifts and snacks (including a nail-biting ride to make it to a LotR store before dropping Ron the Porn Car back in time) but honestly the less said the better. I had a cold, CB had a bad tummy, and we were both sad to be leaving a country we had adored so much.
10. Sunday 26th March
Flying, then home.
New Zealand, thank you for one of the best months of my life.
I will return.
*Quote from J.R.R. Tolkien
We also stopped by Kawarau Bridge where AJ Hackett do their bungee jumping. We stopped to get a great view of the river for another LotR moment - the river Anduin and (I think) the Gates of Argonath.
It felt like the beginning of the end of the holiday at this point so I think we tried to squeeze all we could out of where we went. Alas, Queenstown proved a little tricky for us to do that.
There’s surprisingly little to do in Queenstown if you’re not into thrill-seeking or skydives etc. And what there is left to do is really expensive! For instance, we could have got the cable car (or ‘gondola’ as they call it *eye roll*) but at NZ$30 a pop we decided against it.
2. Saturday 18th March
Queenstown again. We should have walked up into the mountains today, but we just didn’t want to! The sun was shining and we weren’t very enthused by the City, so we just basked in the sunshine and did puzzles. So rock and roll.
3. Sunday 19th March
We drove to Te Anau – not a lot there either to be honest, but there are fantastic views. We also went to the cinema to watch Ata Whenua – Shadowland, a 30min cinematographic film of the fjordland which was absolutely fantastic. Whet the whistle for Milford Sound, even if we knew we wouldn’t be able to get to the incredible unexplored country in the film.
We also visited the Punanga Manu o Te Anau (Te Anau Bird Sanctuary) which was well worth a stop. We didn't get to see Kiwis as we didn't visit at the right time of day, but we did see paradise shelducks, käkäs (forest parrots), and (stars of the show) gorgeous big blue flightless takahë.
On the way to Te Anau we drove out along a long gravel road to see the Mavora Lakes. About 10mins along the road I was regretting it, but honestly the views and the peace are so worth it. We stopped for a picnic by the water and quoted the Fellowship of the Ring at each other (Mavora Lakes is where they shot the scene at the end when Frodo tries to leave without Sam, and Sam runs into the water after him and almost drowns and I’m TEARING UP AT THE THOUGHT).
4. Monday 20th March
Driving from Te Anau to Milford Sound – there are so many stops and walks and things to pick and choose from! We saw the mirror lakes:
Saw some ridiculously tall waterfalls:
| This is the mid-section. Imagine it going further up and further down. |
And amazing rapids and rock erosion at the Chasm:
Everything is so beautiful, every sight and colour and view is turned up to 11.
5. Tuesday 21st March
Our first night in Milford Sound was in a shared dorm. We were in with two other people who both took the bottom bunks and who both snored. Never again!
The boat trip today completely made up for it though. We ummed and ahhed about which time to go (weather was cloudy but supposedly clearing later in the day) and we lucked out as we chose the perfect time and the perfect trip.
We went in the middle of the afternoon when the clouds had cleared, and we paid extra and went on the smallest boat. We got soaked by a 'waterfall of youth' and saw some happy-go-lucky dolphins too.
We also got dropped at the Discovery Centre when everyone else had left so we had the run of the place and all the fishies to ourselves!
I loved it. Loved it. I wouldn’t want to live here though – they had 21 straight days of heavy rain in summer, 200 days of rain a year (7+metres) and if there’s no rain for 6 days it’s officially classed as a drought! It is beautiful when it rains, but I think that kind of drizzle would get you down after a while.
6. Wednesday 22nd March
Te Anau again!
This time we got stuck into the wool shop! We had been looking in every wool shop in every town, but CB is unpredictably picky about wool. He wanted it really soft, certain colours, and not too expensive. Well I’m sorry bub but that doesn’t exist! We did find some he liked, after coming and going and coming back. Possum and Merino mix.
I’ll write another bloglet when I get round to knitting it into his NZ scarf…
7. Thursday 23rd March
We had originally planned to go back to Queenstown for our last couple of nights, stay in a fancy hotel and enjoy ourselves. But, as we didn’t love the city on our first try we weren’t about to waste our last couple of nights there!
Instead we drove to the other side of the island and visited Dunedin! 100% one of the best decisions we made. The drive was long and flat and without many stops (though we did get through a significant number of Bruce Springsteen albums) but we made it to Taiaroa Head for a late lunch. Looking out onto the seals and albatross, we knew we had made a good decision!
Hungry for more wildlife, we drove back south to Sandfly Bay and settled down to watch the sunset and the penguins come in. Top tip #whatever number we’re up to – Sandfly Bay is named for the flying sand, not the biting buggers. So me getting bug spray in my eye was entirely unnecessary.
We spent a good few hours there but couldn’t find the bird hide (turns our it’s closed) and I wonder if us being there scared the penguins off. We did see one. One crazy Yellow-Eyed Penguin scrambling up a near-vertical sand dune. That’s perseverance, my friend.
8. Friday 24th March
Dunedin is lovely. It’s very steep and pretty windy, but it feels familiar, it feels like I could live there.
We visited the Chinese Gardens first, which are meticulously put together to be true to its roots (geddit?) and it absolutely pays off. It’s beautiful, peaceful, and educational. Another happy place.
We spent hours in the Toitū Otago Settlers Museum, which was absolutely fantastic. Better than I thought it would be, and I didn’t think it would be bad! We saw detritus from the settlers and read about the history of Otago, and then passed into the ‘modern’ exhibition. I always think these aren’t as good, but this was fantastic! I learnt so much about the modern history of New Zealand and about The Dunedin Multidisciplinary Health and Development Study (Dunedin Study) which sounds boring but was so good I will now spend about 3 hours reading about it online. Excuse me.
We ended the day at Speights Brewery, a tour of the facilities and then an open bar.
I liked that. I liked that a lot.
9. Saturday 25th March
We had to leave Dunedin reasonably early to drive back to Queenstown to fly home L
Bought last minute gifts and snacks (including a nail-biting ride to make it to a LotR store before dropping Ron the Porn Car back in time) but honestly the less said the better. I had a cold, CB had a bad tummy, and we were both sad to be leaving a country we had adored so much.
10. Sunday 26th March
Flying, then home.
New Zealand, thank you for one of the best months of my life.
I will return.
*Quote from J.R.R. Tolkien