“…You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to.”
I mentioned in my last post that CB and I spent the last month or so in New Zealand, on the holiday of a lifetime. It’s been hard to adjust to life back in the UK, I won’t lie. It is an amazing country – beautiful, varied, exciting, and welcoming. Expensive too, but not as bad as I feared it would be.
A month-long holiday is too much to write about in detail in one post, but I thought I would set down the itinerary for the trip. We went for 28 days – 26th Feb to 26th March – including flying days:
1. Sunday 26th February
Flew from London Heathrow to Singapore.
2. Monday 27th February
Flew from London Heathrow to Singapore, and from Singapore to Auckland.
3. Tuesday 28th February
Technically our first day in NZ, but I was pretty sleepy. We picked up the car in Auckland (which I christened “Ron the Porn Car” as he was unequivocally the car-version of a 1970’s porn star with a big ol’ moustache) and drove to Hamilton. Crashed out by the lake there (and, inspired by my t-shirt, had a brief chat about Bruce Springsteen with a Hamilton local) before heading to our apartment for a long nap!
4. Wednesday 1st March
Hamilton – spent the morning in the glorious botanical gardens and picnicked there for lunch before heading to do a truly awful walking tour of Hamilton itself. The place is lovely, but the tour included such prodigious sites as ‘old bandstand’ and ‘closed municipal swimming pool’. Still, CB and I had a good laugh!
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| One of the Hamilton botanical gardens. |
We finished up the day in Waitomo, having drinks and dinner before exploring the local caves and woods for glow worms. Which were fantastic. We were unable to photograph them properly, and we were blinded by a few overly-enthusiastic American tourists, but the worms themselves were mesmerising. And tip #1 – if you wait until dusk you can see thousands of them for free, rather than paying $50 for a 45 min boat ride.
5. Thursday 2nd March
HOBBITON!! I cried about three times just during the car journey to the movie set. I was so excited and also nervous.
I was afraid I would let Hobbiton down… It was amazing and most definitely lived up to my sky-high expectations. Only downside was the gift shop, funnily enough.
From Hobbiton we drove on to Rotorua. Which had the most motels I have ever seen in one place. Fun fact.
6. Friday 3rd March
We woke up in Rotorua and drove on to Taupo. On the way we stopped and hiked through the Whakarewara State Forest which has awesome (in the original sense of the word) redwood trees.
We carried on driving ad stopped at the Blue and Green Lakes, which I loved - they were gorgeous. We went on to Lake Tarawera, but came back to the Blue Lake for lunch as we loved it so much.
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| At the Blue Lake |
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| Lake Tarawera |
There are a few places to stop for hot springs or geysers, but they charge so much and as we’ve seen our share of geysers in Iceland last year it doesn’t seem worth it. How spoiled we are! We did go to Kerosene Creek, a hot water stream. Very odd! I did go in, but it was uncomfortably hot. And dirty. I felt quite uncomfortable which was a shame – I really wanted to like it, but I just didn’t!
We did one last hike before heading to the hostel, this one to the Huka Falls which did not disappoint.
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| Huka Falls |
7. Saturday 4th March
In Taupo. Which has a lake the size of Singapore. It’s huge.
We were supposed to be hiking to Mount Doom (AKA Tongariro) but the trip was postponed owing to adverse weather conditions. There was an Iron Man Triathlon being held on the main road though so CB and I were kept amused! Top tip #2 – Napier is close enough to drive to. If I could go back we would have spent the day there.
8. Sunday 5th March
The hike up Mount Tongariro. Also known as hell.
Views were absolutely incredible, and I’m glad I’ve done it, but I wouldn’t do it again and I don’t know if I would go so far as to say it was worth it.
9. Monday 6th March
We left Taupo and drove through the desert roads. Some spectacular views of Mount Tongariro, though the memory was too fresh…
We stopped at Gravity Canyon to see the canyon and river used for Anduin in LotR and had a roadside picnic, but I don’t think we made any other stops. It was quite a drive to Wellington!
10. Tuesday 7th March
Be still my beating heart – we went to the Weta Cave in the morning. I loved every second of it. We must have spent hours in the gift shop/museum afterwards (and spent far too much money while we were there too!).
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| Love at first sight <3 |
The rain was pelting it down in the afternoon. We had planned to get the cable car and flâneur around the city for a bit, but those plans were off! Instead we swapped with tomorrow’s plan and ran to Te Papa, a fabulous museum which we stayed in until closing.
Wellington is known for fantastic bars and nightlife and we did stop into one bar for a delicious dark beer, but after dinner we mainly drank IPA while doing our laundry in the hotel! But then that’s something I love about CB – that even a boring night doing our washing becomes fun when I’m with him.
11. Wednesday 8th March
Wellington – luckily the weather was fine so we got the cable car (not a cable car but a funicular – and a short one at that!) to the botanic gardens and walked back down the hill to the city. We stopped by the parliament buildings which were pretty before driving up to Mount Victoria for the views. We picnicked in the forest on the side of the hill, though it wasn’t until the evening we realised we had been metres away from a LotR scene (“I think we should get off the road – get off the road, quick!”). Such a shame!
12. Thursday 9th March
We left the North Island and got a (delayed) ferry (for hours) across the Cook Strait to the South Island. We then drove to Motueka.
And here I will end this blog post as it’s far longer than I anticipated!
*Quote from J.R.R. Tolkien